Unconventional Career Advice
by Scrambled Gregs
Need some career advice that doesn’t suck?
So sick of that bullshit every business book preaches. Nobody is the same, so you can’t model someone else’s success. That’s why all that fuckin career advice drives me NUTS. Well look. This section is not about career advice I think YOU should take, cause I don’t know you. This section is all about career advice that I took, and where it left me.
Best to just pave our own path of self-integrity. If you ask me, which you aren’t, but if you did ask me, I would say the best career advice anyone can possibly go home with is the always self-advocate. Nobody will give you shit unless you ask for it.
Tell the world you are worth more than you think you are, and you’ll rise in value whether you like it or not. Sometimes I tell people to go fuck themselves and they wanna hire me simply cause I’m not afraid to stand up for myself. Anyway, it’s left me in some amazing, and some terrible places. So, enjoy this genre (new genre) as it grows in volume.
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