At 7:30AM I was a bloody fuckin mess. Started out such a good day too. Woke up still tan from Mexico. Still buzzing from good sex. Ready to jack that weight back from all the tacos and shit we’d eaten the week in Tulum. Kept my pajamas on as I went to the guest room...
My Secret Method for Getting Travel Writing JObs… Estimated reading time: 14 minutes Ready to learn some shit? WHAT IS TRAVEL WRITING AND HOW DO I MAKE MONEY DOING IT? Here’s how to become a travel writer… but first, ready for myth dispelling? Travel writing...
How to Start a memoir Estimated reading time: 7 minutes Writing a memoir is like jerking off your thoughts. It’s so fuckin relaxing to let out all those sentences thatta been bangin into each other inside your head and clanging against your memory clouding your...
Estimated reading time: 7 minutes Here’s how to do a ToN really quickly… First thing to do is make a list of all the goals you want to accomplish this year. For instance, one of my goals for 2021 was to get a literary agent. Then ask yourself what would have to...
Estimated reading time: 6 minutes Here’s Why You Should Definitely be a jack of all trades. There’s no time to do shit you hate. That’s why listening to your curiosity is so important. It’s a way to always keep the fire burning. If you’re in a hole, curiosity is your...
Estimated reading time: 8 minutes Ready? I got some shit to dish out. Eat it if it tastes good. Spew it out if it makes you gag. I have an idea for how to get your shit together. Well I’ll just tell you how I got my shit together first cause in reality I don’t know...
Estimated reading time: 7 minutes If you have no idea what crypto is, I made this for you. What is Crypto? A blithering moron’s guide to crypto… Look, I’m no cryptographer, MIT professor, or expert on technology. I know nothing. But after reading ten million...
Ever gone out with someone you don’t like? First date, maybe you met online or wherever, you sit down at some beer garden, and the girl asks you what you want to drink? I’m sober, you reply. Oh, that’s fun, she says back. Okay, five minutes into the date and now this…...
Know what you’re GREAT AT? Probably nothing. Good news is it doesn’t matter. Other good news is when you do shit you enjoy, you’re prob not terrible at it. Nobody enjoys shit they suck at. And if you stop liking whatever you’re doing, it’s a wrap. And that’s that.  ...
Estimated reading time: 10 minutes Self-Improvement For Vagabonds If you haven’t read Vagabond Secret 3: HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR TIME WHILE TRAVELING, do that shit now. It all started one day when I was living in Los Angeles feeling shitty about life and not sure...
