28 02, 2016

Mortician By Day, Stripper By Night

2017-10-24T23:04:41+00:00

It was snowing. A lot. I was in Wyoming edging my way into South Dakota. We were heading for Deadwood (yeah that town actually exists… it’s not just on Netflix) to stay at a lil ol house this lil ol lady originally from Long Island had turned into a hostel. I see the 'Welcome to South Dakota' sign through the [...]

Mortician By Day, Stripper By Night2017-10-24T23:04:41+00:00
10 01, 2016

She Offered Me Mushrooms.

2016-02-21T06:42:57+00:00

[dropcap]I[/dropcap]t was New Years Eve. I had been on the Amtrak for approximately 124 hours. I was somewhere in Kansas I think. That’s when I realized there was a party goin on in the observation car. So I got up outta my seat and left the kid that I was sittin next to, this twenty-year old kid that was studying [...]

She Offered Me Mushrooms.2016-02-21T06:42:57+00:00
26 10, 2015

Revenge Is A Dish Of Carrots

2017-10-25T18:06:15+00:00

So the Aussie who nearly killed me in my sleep from part one of this story, he tells me one day that if you eat twelve carrots you get a disease called Carotitus (or some shit) and you turn orange. I told him that was the dumbest thing I ever heard. He told me he knew what he was talkin [...]

Revenge Is A Dish Of Carrots2017-10-25T18:06:15+00:00
24 10, 2015

It Was YOU!

2017-10-25T18:02:08+00:00

I had no idea what to do or where to leave my bag or if any of my belongings were safe in the room so at 10am or so I opened the door slowly, backpack on back, looked both ways before crossing the hallway to make sure that British sounding drunk dude that nearly pummeled my face in five hours [...]

It Was YOU!2017-10-25T18:02:08+00:00
16 10, 2015

Burning Man.

2016-01-09T19:01:15+00:00

We were fucked. It had been a wonderful experience.  For three hours.  Until my transmission blew out in Kingman Arizona and we tried watching video tutorials on how to fix a transmission on YouTube. Turns out rebuilding a transmission ain't so easy. Luckily, there happened to be an extremely seedy strip joint in the back of the gas station where [...]

Burning Man.2016-01-09T19:01:15+00:00
13 10, 2015

Almost Dying In The Grand Canyon

2016-10-12T14:30:57+00:00

I showed up to the Grand Canyon with Kevin, a timid kid in his early twenties from Tennessee that I had met at a hostel in Santa Fe, this annoying nineteen year old know-it-all Dutch kid and some girl from Germany that Kevin had met at the new hostel he was now staying at in Flagstaff. It was 2pm and [...]

Almost Dying In The Grand Canyon2016-10-12T14:30:57+00:00