BAD DATING ADVICE & CRAZY-ASS RELATIONSHIPS

Here are some crazy stories about some crazy-ass relationships that you may, or may not be able to relate to.  Some of the stories paint me as the biggest piece of shit in the world, but I’m actually a hero.  At the end of the day, they’re just fucked up relationships full of terrible dating advice, most of them are from my book…  Anyway, enjoy the lunacy.

Jealousy and Insecurity – Is there a Way Out?

Jealousy and Insecurity – Is there a Way Out?

I often wondered when I was younger if I'd ever be able to not be jealous. Jealousy played such a massive part in all my relationships, that I just assumed I was a jealous partner, and that was it. Jealousy in relationships would be there till the end of my time....

Second Chances in Relationships

Second Chances in Relationships

Second Chances in Relationships - Right or Wrong? The other day my SEO chick was reading this post about relationships and about how second chances in relationships shouldn’t be a thing, and not only did it piss her off, it pissed me off too. When I first met my...

Life Stories: The Mary Poppins of Hookers

Life Stories: The Mary Poppins of Hookers

Golden Prostitute: The Tale of Flower's Coveted Services Once upon a time I was a homeless runaway sixteen-year-old kid and my boot-camp-boarding-school sweetheart was turning tricks on the streets of Providence. Her name was Flower, and this is her story, one of...

Here’s How I Almost Got Killed at a Cheap Motel

Here’s How I Almost Got Killed at a Cheap Motel

Here's a story about what happened at this cheap motel in Georgia. So I'm at this cheap motel in this cracked out town called New Brunswick in Georgia, which is right over the river from Saint Simons Island, also in Georgia, and I got my two pups and I'm all alone...

PROSTITUTE

PROSTITUTE

FLOWER'S STORY PART 2: THE MOST COVETED ESCORT IN RHODE ISLAND It had been weeks since I'd seen Flower. I was living with Lucy, the ivy-league chick that went to Brown University that thought I was turning nineteen when in fact I was turning seventeen-- that story is...

Burning Man.

Burning Man.

We were fucked. It had been a wonderful experience.  For three hours.  Until my transmission blew out in Kingman Arizona and we tried watching video tutorials on how to fix a transmission on YouTube. Turns out rebuilding a transmission ain't so easy....

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