Welcome to My Diary
So this is my diary, but in blog format. Most of these stories have no moral whatsoever, or even an ending at that. So if you got shit to do, don’t read this. It’s a waste of fuckin time. But if you’re bored af and need a bit of an escape into my mindless clutter that I wrapped up into a site called Scrambled Gregs, feel free to stick around.
Shoulder surgery time!
I was in the pre-op room sweating from every armpit in my body. I had to pee again, but I just peed... but I had to go again. Is that okay? It's goddam shoulder surgery time, Greg. Keep focused. "Can I pee? Is it too late?" The nurse looked at me like... ummm... I...
Big Chuck
I was repping this musician chick that fuckin sucked a while back. Why? Cause her dad, Big Chuck, was rich and he talked me into it with money. One day I say let’s do a big party and make her famous Big Chuck. He says whattaya have in mind. I say gimme like 100k and...
One Day In The Life of NOT Becoming Famous on Social Media
One day, I was on my way to my friend Shannon's surprise 30th bday party in downtown LA... ...but before I got there, I walked into this cafe to grab a coffee. That's when I saw this girl with her sketchpad out. She had this sketch of James Dean in front of her--I...
Jailbait Gypsy
So I go to the bourgeois pig, that's my spot, to write my book, or edit it, rather, for the fifth time so that I can finally fucking finish this shit that I've been working on for five years... and so I walk into the cafe and say hi to the barista dude that's my...
Tinder, Part II
Okay... So remember that Asian chick I was talkin about? Â In Tinder Part I? Â The girl that showed up to my apartment looking way better than her pics lookin slutty as hell and literally wanted to just go down on me pretty immediately after walking through the door...
Tinder
Look I'm on Tinder. It's a good pastime. I have striking conversations every now and then. I've only ever went out with one chick from it- wait. Two. I lied. And she was- shit. Three. I went out with Three. Two of em were ehhhh but one of them.. She was this Asian...