Okay… So remember that Asian chick I was talkin about? In Tinder Part I? The girl that showed up to my apartment looking way better than her pics lookin slutty as hell and literally wanted to just go down on me pretty immediately after walking through the door without cuddling or even asking what my real name was? And then left my apartment fairly immediately to go to some Hollywood club? And it was a perfect fucking Tinder experience? And it was the ONLY fucking perfect Tinder experience? And then I wrote all about her and said she was now in some weird country with her bf taking pics of rivers an shit?
Well… I just hollered at her on Facebook and this is what she said.
What an amazing woman.
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