Fucked Up Shit2019-01-09T20:17:09+00:00

FUNNY STORIES ABOUT FUCKED UP SHIT

Most of these short stories are pretty fucked up, which is why I cleverly titled this page ‘Fucked Up Shit’… so I’d like to warn you, some of this fucked up shit is pretty fucked up.  So if you don’t wana keep reading the words fucked up shit cause it’s too fucked up, then kindly move on to Crazy Ass Relationships–actually those are pretty fucked up too.  How about my book?  Nah that’s even worse.  Fuck it, just read.

SSSTTTEEELLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!!!

I threw the dinner table over and finished that scene from A Streetcar Named Desire where Stanley flips his lid at Blanche for the first time at the dinner table. It was an intense scene and i had teared and grabbed my wife's tits during the scene [...]

THE MILK STORY

So I'm at this bar in Hell's Kitchen with my co-star of a play I was performing in at the time called Tape, by Stephen Belber, when Duane, my co-star, says in a thick New York accent (even though he's from Rhode Island) Don't worry. I'll take care uvit. Take [...]

Karma’s A Bitch

He was wearing three hoodies and two pairs of pants with his hood over his face holding a shopping bag. I couldn't see his face in the dark. We were outside the Flatiron Mall in Broomfield Colorado. I was 18. He told me to "Put the money [...]

One VERY Twisted Situation

Well when winter was coming and it was gettin cold. Lucy and I were done... I had to figure something out cause the girl I was living on the street with, her name was Flower, she got all strung out on heroin and started prostituting herself out [...]