About Greg Cayea

I have so many bios scattered all over this damn website, my beloved blog, that I'll just let you rummage around and find one cause i can't POSSIBLY do another rendition of simple ol' me.
21 10, 2018

Travel Stories: My First Night at a Hostel

2019-01-13T19:26:43+00:00

My First Hostel Experience This is about my first night at a hostel, and how it shaped my life forever. I grabbed a couple thousand dollars in cash from my safe, hid the rest of the money in my closet, and hopped in a cab. The cabbie asked me, "where to"? I said, "JFK airport." Not sure where to go, [...]

Travel Stories: My First Night at a Hostel2019-01-13T19:26:43+00:00
24 06, 2018

Social Media Addiction: One Day In The Life of NOT Becoming Famous – Funny Shit

2019-01-10T22:34:53+00:00

Social Media Addiction Eats My Soul Every Day. Let me tell you about the depression and anxiety I feel on the regular from my social media addiction... One day, I was on my way to my friend Shannon's surprise 30th bday party in downtown LA... ...but before I got there, I walked into this cafe to grab a coffee. That's [...]

Social Media Addiction: One Day In The Life of NOT Becoming Famous – Funny Shit2019-01-10T22:34:53+00:00
23 05, 2018

Should I Take The Mussels? | Funny Tinder Stories

2019-01-10T19:46:42+00:00

One of My Many Tinder Stories... I'm on the phone with some chick I met on Tinder. At some point of our conversation, she tells me that one time, some dude came on her hair at a nightclub 'at the speed of cum'. I don't know what that meant, but I knew what had to be done: Take this girl [...]

Should I Take The Mussels? | Funny Tinder Stories2019-01-10T19:46:42+00:00
9 03, 2018

Skinny Dipping With Shrinkage

2019-01-20T18:45:00+00:00

Skinny Dipping in Argentina It all started when Tan (some Canadian chick I met in the bunk above me in Buenos Aires at some hostel) and I met up again in the city of Mendoza and decided to look for some adventure. Skinny dipping hadn't crossed my mind... We walked out onto the palm tree-lined street on a humid Summer day [...]

Skinny Dipping With Shrinkage2019-01-20T18:45:00+00:00
18 02, 2018

Traveling Patagonia in Search of Mandy

2019-01-10T20:10:32+00:00

  Traveling Patagonia in Search of Mandy If you're thinking about traveling Patagonia, it's worth it to know Mandy... Cause she's everywhere. Read PART THREE here before you proceed... TIME: I don't know PLACE: Chalten, Argentina [WHATSAPP]: Eyo, whattayou doin today? Nada, told Mandy I'd paint her a sign. WHO THE FUCK IS MANDY! SHOW HER TO ME! Nope ;) [...]

Traveling Patagonia in Search of Mandy2019-01-10T20:10:32+00:00
13 12, 2017

Travel Stories: Traveling Patagonia in Search of Mandy

2019-01-13T19:33:19+00:00

Traveling Patagonia, in Search of Mandy If you’re thinking about traveling to Patagonia, it’s worth it to know how to get here… Read PART TWO here before you proceed… TIME: I don't know PLACE: Chalten, Argentina I see some girl writing in her journal sitting on the cracked concrete of the bus terminal in El Calafate. It’s just she and I. So [...]

Travel Stories: Traveling Patagonia in Search of Mandy2019-01-13T19:33:19+00:00
10 08, 2017

Cheating on Your Girlfriend | Erotica Stories

2019-01-08T23:01:34+00:00

Erotica stories that actually happened... This is a tale about how cheating affects your life forever... And how the infidelity of Robyn Smith almost got her murdered, if she isn't already dead... So I logged onto MySpace while my ex-girlfriend was at work. It was 2005. I was twenty years old and hadn’t seen this girl named Robyn since I [...]

Cheating on Your Girlfriend | Erotica Stories2019-01-08T23:01:34+00:00
20 10, 2016

CHAPTER ZERO: Welcome To Hidden Lake Academy

2019-01-19T17:05:21+00:00

We drove Northeast from the Atlanta airport and were now somewhere in the barren Appalachian Mountains. I sat in the front seat of a red pickup truck, crammed in between two scary hick private investigators with a gun rack and rifle mounted to the rear window. Country music twanged morosely on the truck radio. No one said a word. Nothing [...]

CHAPTER ZERO: Welcome To Hidden Lake Academy2019-01-19T17:05:21+00:00
11 10, 2016

Life Stories: The Last Two Grand I Had

2019-01-13T18:43:09+00:00

Life Stories With No Morals. I was twenty-two and had nothing but the 2K my grandma had given me as a “loan” to get my life together. At the time, I was producing plays for a living in NYC and had just lost 7K on my last show.  My grandma's loan wasn't enough to produce another play, so, I had [...]

Life Stories: The Last Two Grand I Had2019-01-13T18:43:09+00:00
25 08, 2016

Life Stories: The Mary Poppins of Hookers

2019-01-13T19:46:57+00:00

Golden Prostitute The Tale of Flower's Coveted Services Once upon a time I was a homeless runaway sixteen-year-old kid and my boot-camp-boarding-school sweetheart was turning tricks on the streets of Providence. Her name was Flower, and this is her story, one of them. We'll start with the time she blew up a truck, by accident. It all started one day when my backpack was [...]

Life Stories: The Mary Poppins of Hookers2019-01-13T19:46:57+00:00
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